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Usually Demotivational Poster

I DON'T ALWAYS PHONE HOME - But when I do, I am usually drunk...


TAGS: my caseloads are always there for me usually in the guestroom
Rating: 4.26/5

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forseti - July 4, 2010, 5:55 pm
took me some time to get the right translation but it was worth. 5 owls
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 5:22 pm


REFEREE - for once putting his head up someone else's ass

TAGS: refs always have their heads up someone s posterior it s just usually their own
Rating: 4.41/5

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Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm
Amsome! 5L DL

SPACEDOG'S PHYSICAL - went off without a hitch this year

TAGS: usually hates the upper gi
Rating: 4.08/5

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TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 10:18 am
so many shitty jokes....
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:15 pm

NASA could use it for laser based guidance systems, the shit ray.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:13 pm
In 3-D! Phew, this movie stinks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:12 pm
Brown I-max.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:11 pm
It's almost like my rectum helps focus light too. I'll be working at the IMAX soon.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:09 pm

that shit is like spackle....could patch a wall with it.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:07 pm
He wanted to be peanutbutter-free for the doctor.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:06 pm

thankfully space ate that colon cleanser before the exam
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
HA! I'll count my blessings. I'd rather try to swallow that flashlight than have it go in the other way. Thanks Airman.


TAGS: a preconceived attitude opinion or feeling usually negative formed without adequate knowledge thought or reason
Rating: 3.73/5

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lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 2:32 pm
lol. i just found multiple demotivational poster of this image running the same theme, something kicked in and i decided to do the opposite and play around a bit.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:16 pm
Uhmmm, I'll go with: deer poo is exempted from the law of gravity, for some reason not addressed by the text of the poster(?).


MO & MOOOOOO - You'll forever be first IMO!!

TAGS: moooooo mo forever on the same page of opposite books cause mines usually a coloring book
Rating: 3.28/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
I'd never seen this one....5 slightly creepy lions.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:07 pm
Come on Moooo! You never saw my poster? Read the tags.

YOUR FIRST FRENCH KISS - How old were you?

PERCEPTION OF FRIENDSHIP - Are others deception of reality

TAGS: dolls are usually nice
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Rudedog

Silverheart - February 28, 2013, 1:47 pm

The pic looks like one of Marilyn Mansons creepy water color paintings